Security Self

For the first year final seminar presentation, the crowd of student and teachers were invited to line up, each gender in a que line of sparkely hoola hoops, while the stewerdess hoola hooped her private 1 m space with a huge smile, until it fell. The crowd then proceeded to meet the extremely kind, over polite, open shirted stewerd and stewerdess, who inturn gave each & every one a thorough, intimate yet cold body search (as the kind police holds prior to leading suspects into an arresting cell). Once checked, each received a snap-on bracelet, and were led courteously into a back room, all insulated with yellow shiney materials. When there was no one left to inspect, the stewerds simply left. 

The alarm was set off during the whole period.